What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

'Call of Duty: Black Ops 7' to Star Milo Ventimiglia, Kiernan Shipka - Variety

Everyone loved it.

No way

Killer Inn is Square Enix’s new ‘murder mystery action’ game - The Verge

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

MLB Power Rankings: Phillies take charge in NL East, Junior Caminero leads Rays’ rise - NBC Sports

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Psychopathic individuals recognize unfairness but are less likely to punish it - PsyPost

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can I be the smartest human on Earth?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Why do some women squirt and some don't?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

See photos: Miguel Angel Jiménez wins the Principal Charity Classic - The Des Moines Register

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some of the craziest laws around the world?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?